10 things to look out for during the General Election Campaign

The 2015 General Election campaign will officially get under way when the Queen dissolves Parliament on 30^th March, prompting weeks of political mayhem, madness and a colourful battlebus coming to a town near you. Here are ten things to look out for during the campaign and throughout Election Day, until the winner is declared in the early hours of May 8^th.

1. A leading politician has eggs thrown at them while out campaigning, conveniently by somebody who looks a bit like Swampy.

Source www.itv.com

2. A harassed looking Nick Clegg being barracked by his own constituents in Sheffield, blaming him for tuition fees, the closure of a steel factory and the fact that it constantly rains in South Yorkshire.

3. An online story about a leaflet deliverer being chased by a dog.

4. Nigel Farage filmed in a pub having a pint and Boris Johnson making a gaffe,

5. A party leader claiming to be a fan of a "cool" rock band in order to try and win the youth vote. 

6. One of the battlebuses breaking down in a rough part of town and is vandalised by the locals.

Gaffe prone Boris Johnson 

7. Somebody saying something rather embarrassing about immigration.

8. A story about a remote polling station, in an unpronounceable Welsh hamlet, that only had one voter all day.

9. A visibly disappointed celebrity candidate, who stood over some local environmental issue, being interviewed at the election count after only 207 people voted for them. You really didn’t think you’d get elected did you just because you’re on telly?

 10. At the count, a, prominent, winning candidate is being interviewed with a joke candidate from The Monster Raving Loony Party stood in the background wearing full costume.

A battlebus coming to a town near you.